a work in progress
@9:01pm on 22 Apr9783+
me;  
The Infinite Jukebox

isthisusernametakenyet:

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Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?

It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.

Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever. 

Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.

Some examples include:

Technologic by Daft Punk

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

Sail by AWOLNATION

And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this bitch and it’ll loop those as well.

Have fun, kids.

@10:14pm on 20 Apr10582+
IT WORKS SO WELL;  !!!;  

policymic:

15 famous landmarks zoomed out tell a different story

@10:08pm on 20 Apr222229+

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

@10:01pm on 20 Apr137029+
incredible;  

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

@9:00pm on 20 Apr47135+
what;  at first i thought this was a joke;  but then i read the video description;  

i-see-light:

Guess what I’m reading for the millionth time I’ll give you a hint it starts with “interview” and ends with arson and child death

@6:29pm on 20 Apr5204+
the vampire chronicles;  

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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@9:00pm on 19 Apr67140+
@3:10pm on 19 Apr89426+

that-ginger-8itch:

etsyifyourenasty:

Hair Arrows

Hairrows

@9:00pm on 18 Apr3846+
ah;  

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

@9:00pm on 17 Apr362832+
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